Really World

OK. So this amazes me. There are so many problems in the world and what does my local newspaper have to talk about? The Naked Cowboy and the imposter The bikini clad "Naked Cowgirl" What the hell is this world coming to when this can be slightly considered as news. Whats worse is that its labeled under latest news, almost as if it has some sort of meaning....uggg I get more dissappointed with this country every day. http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100622/NEWS90/100629945

Atomic bomb, or very angry X-Ray technicians?

So my post today is not about how much I dislick the president, or the country, its about another country, that dislikes everyone. Welcome to North Korea. So apparently a few days after North Korea perfected thier hydrogen bomb there was an abnormally large amount of radiation in the atmosphere. Lets think about this for a moment, North Korea, Nuclear Weapon, Large Amounts of Radiation......ah, but there was no earth quake (says officials) so there must have not been any underground testing. So because there is no explination for this large amount of radiation, I have two theories. Theory 1. is there was a unuasually large amount of x-rays done in the past month due to a sale at the local clinic "get one shin photographed, get the ther half off" my other theory is an extra terrestrial being, is planning to put down some sort of force field around Noth Korea, just like in Stephen Kings newest novel, Under the Dome. (hey no one will complain to the dissapearance of North Korea, and thier Hydrogen Bomb.) However, a more likely approach to this is obviously that NK has found a better way to test explosives underground, without the nasty little earth quake side effect. (DEVIOUS, cue ominous laughter). http://www.timesleader.com/news/Abnormal-radiation-detected-near-Korean-border-.html
Also I know todays post was not as fun as the others but I spent all night at a baseball game, with a puking little boy that ive never met and a creepy guy with a mohawk who wouldnt stop staring and winking *shudders* I will find something better for tomorrow.

Good stuff, funny stuff...

This post will be dedicated to the top 10 quotes and jokes about America snd the President that I find post worthy.

1. "So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box set. So, it looks like they're saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the Pope." --Jay Leno
2. "This morning, the first lady, Michelle Obama, celebrated spring by breaking ground on a new vegetable garden at the White House. She said she did it to help educate children about healthy, locally-grown food, and to help her own family survive the coming economic apocalypse." --Jimmy Kimmel
3. "How many watched the Obama speech on Tuesday night? If you didn't see it, I'll give you the short version. We're completely broke, and deeply in debt, but we're going to do a bank rescue, universal healthcare, give everybody a college education, have a bigger war in Afghanistan, cut the deficit in half, and cure cancer. We were this close to universal blow jobs." --Bill Maher
4. "Shocking news out of Illinois today. Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested on corruption charges, including the allegation that he was selling Barack Obama's vacant senate seat. Now, I personally am surprised Obama even needed a seat. I thought he just levitated." --Stephen Colbert
5. ''Barack Obama spent his first day as president-elect putting together his transition team. And if you believe MSNBC, by tomorrow he will have chosen all 12 of his disciples.'' —Jay Leno
6. "Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'."
7. "Today, President Obama finally met with BP's CEO, Tony Hayward, but the meeting was only scheduled 20 minutes. Call me crazy, but I think it should take more time to discuss an oil spill than it does to get your oil checked." —Jimmy Fallon
8. :Sarah Palin is speaking out about the oil spill. She said, I'm not kidding, we should ask the Dutch for help with the spill because the Dutch have the world's best dikes. So let me get this straight. It is OK to cover lesbians in oil but you just can't let them get married." —Craig Ferguson
9. "4 doctors are in a bar, a French doctor says, where im from, the medicine is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another, and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks. The British doctor says, thats nothing, where im from we can take a lung out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in two weeks. The Russian doctor says, well we are so advanced we can take one mans heart, split it, and put half in another man and have both of them looking for work in 4 days. The american doctor scoffs at this. Yes he says, but my country is so advanced that we can take a poor man with no brain from Illinois, put him in the white house, and now half the country is looking for work."
10. state slogans:

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: Without Atlanta We're Alabama

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... OK, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: 5 Million People; Seven Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajuns

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a F**kin' Motto? I Got Yer F**kin' Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl -- It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island

South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: A Whole 'Nother Country!

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: YepVirginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming: Wynot?

DADT,

OK. Todays subject is not critical in anyway, as yesterdays was, but this one just blows my mind. President Obama moving to repeal the "dont ask, dont tell" policy. This, is apparently a big deal....I have no idea why, but it is. This means only one thing, instead of bootcamp soldiers jerking themselves off, another soldier, of the same sex might. OH NO!! I share the same view on this that I share about gay marriage...as long as I'm not watching it in public, its good by me. What does it matter if we let gay soldiers into the army, during NAM they couldnt give a rats ass if you were gay as long as you were fit enough to be 1A. And another thing...dont ask dont tell, this means there might be thousands of "queers" (excuse my language for my examples purpose) that are running around in the army right now, because nobody asked and they didnt tell, and what if someone did ask.."uh...no" and automatically you are no longer gay. The way I see it opening it p for opinion can be benificial and detrimental. For starters, without it being open strait soldiers have to worry about who might be gay, when its open they will know and if they are handsome and homophobic they will back off. AMERICA, DO WE REALLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH OUR LIVES THAN DECIDE IF THE ARMY SHOULD BE GAY OR NOT? COME ON. THERE ARE HUNDREDS MORE THINGS THAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAT NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF AND ARE BEING NEGLECTED FOR THIS BULLSHIT. UGGGG.

This is what is important.

OK, top thing that is in my mind right now is the crisis on the gulf. This is driving me crazy, the goverment "will do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes, to stop this crisis." <- is bullshit! Good President Obama went to the gulf, he went to Louisiana and he is "helping". how about he cleans a bird? Or, maybe pays for a fishermans family out of his pocket. This is a huge deal, and people dont see what a big thing it is. I work in a plaza surrounded by gas stations and one happens to be BP, and they still have steady business. Why dont the "proud Americans" stand up and boycott BP, make them pay for what they've done. http://http//www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/02/obama-gulf-oil-spill-speech_n_560319.html The president thinks hes helping, and even though he apologises to everyone that was harmed by this, hes not making a difference, BP is the one that has to pay for all of it. he could at least help in the animal rescue effort.

And speaking of BP, lets talk about something else that most people dont know, thier accident record, and saftey vialations.http://www.propublica.org/article/bp-had-other-problems-in-years-leading-to-gulf-spill. BP, has caused accidents that have killed hundreds of people and this will most likely be one of them. I mean come on, lets take a moment to count all of the different things that this one oil spill is going to mess up.

• First, I have to think about the animals. Have you seen the news fotage of these animals? Millions of birds, unable to fly, fish and sea life dying, this is not good for the ecosystem and these habitats (if this mess ever does get cleaned up) will be unnatural for years to come.


• Second, we need to think of our economy that is declining as is, and we are already in a recession. What effect is this going to have? Well, who wants to go to Florida with tar balls sticking to your thighs?


• Third, millions of fishermen are now out of a job. Them and their families will lose anything they have and thier entire livelyhoods are at stake.


• Forth, lets think of the fish market, prices of fish are already all kinds of high, just imagine what they will be especially if the oil keeps spreading.

Honestly the only place that is bennifitting from this is Disney World, because now people who already had reservations to go to Florida have nothing else to do with thier time.

So what am I doing to help? Well, after long thought of pouring black paint all over the local BP station here, and much fear of being arrested, I realized what I am going to do. A program sponsered by the WE ADD UP organization is hosting "Hands Across the Sand" Its on June 26th at Noon and its going to be great, we will have a donation bucket and will donate all the money to gulf restoration. It can be anywhere, at a park or beack or in your front yard, and I am really excited about it. http://handsacrossthesand.org/thankyou.php

Its going to be awesome!

Today in America

I would like to first and foremost tell you what this is about to me. I despise living here, I personally feel that America is the most dangerous country in today's world for multiple reasons. Yes, one could argue and say that we are safest because we are "free", and we have "rights", but this is my opinion so in general though I will take any comments made to me, I would like to point out that the chances of this changing anything that I feel or believe are next to nonexistent. Next, I would like to announce what this blog will do. Everyday, (or possibly only on days that I remember I will post an article that I found that is either increasingly rediculous, or very important, through this I plan on showing the world exactly why I have feelings I have about America. As well as personal commentary that will help anyone that is interested enough to read it know more about me.