Monday, June 21, 2010

Atomic bomb, or very angry X-Ray technicians?

So my post today is not about how much I dislick the president, or the country, its about another country, that dislikes everyone. Welcome to North Korea. So apparently a few days after North Korea perfected thier hydrogen bomb there was an abnormally large amount of radiation in the atmosphere. Lets think about this for a moment, North Korea, Nuclear Weapon, Large Amounts of Radiation......ah, but there was no earth quake (says officials) so there must have not been any underground testing. So because there is no explination for this large amount of radiation, I have two theories. Theory 1. is there was a unuasually large amount of x-rays done in the past month due to a sale at the local clinic "get one shin photographed, get the ther half off" my other theory is an extra terrestrial being, is planning to put down some sort of force field around Noth Korea, just like in Stephen Kings newest novel, Under the Dome. (hey no one will complain to the dissapearance of North Korea, and thier Hydrogen Bomb.) However, a more likely approach to this is obviously that NK has found a better way to test explosives underground, without the nasty little earth quake side effect. (DEVIOUS, cue ominous laughter). http://www.timesleader.com/news/Abnormal-radiation-detected-near-Korean-border-.html
Also I know todays post was not as fun as the others but I spent all night at a baseball game, with a puking little boy that ive never met and a creepy guy with a mohawk who wouldnt stop staring and winking *shudders* I will find something better for tomorrow.

1 comment:

  1. North Korea is the only "necrocracy" because they worship an eternal president :o

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-Vr_r36Fg

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